I don’t want to die alone
Here we are, I will be your Bridget Jones.
This blog used to be intelligent.
It’s not true.
I think that with today must be the 100th helpmate who tells me “I’m going to die alone”.
My answer, as main expert in relationships, as main ZEN expert in relationships is:
WE ALL ARE GOING TO DIE ALONE.
Yes, but they say “Ok, inbetween now and dying alone, i want to be with someone”.
or: “in between I’d like to have some randomly and pleaseful sex with someone” – which is easier, (in a way and not in England, and not in the real life).
I and my best friend Lauren recognized that the most important issue, in relationships (those already started, ongoing, about-to-finish) is to understand men. It seems easy, because in a lot of English books we were told that they are straightforward and… wait I’m taking my handbook of English… immature, squared, male plug, person with two heads, Someone who is obsessed with women making them sandwiches, pervert,unfair, stupid, idiotic, asshole-like, monstrous etc… (the last ones accordingly with the Urban dictionary)..
We created a questionnaire, men have to fill it in less than 30 minutes and give us back at firstname.lastname@example.org.
The problem is that we don’t think that men are going to fill it voluntarily; we have to find a strategy so.
Accordingly with Lauren, really expert in sociology, this strategy could be to give them a cookie or a sandwich or something they really like – try to avoid sex and alcohol: they make them tired and not enough focused. The questionnaire is difficult and really well studied.
Download the questionnaire (here :questionario). Let us know!